Gary The Gator Guy

 Posted by at 12:04 am  Nick's Blog
Mar 252016
 

 We’ve been in a lot of campgrounds that have different kinds of entertainment over the years, including everything from bingo, to jam sessions, to movie nights. But my buddy Gary Greene, the manager of the Orlando Thousand Trails preserve, goes the extra mile and provides alligator wrestling! After a day out exploring with our friends Charles […]

It’s Not Just Me

 Posted by at 12:02 am  Nick's Blog
Sep 112015
 

It’s always been a joke with us that the crazies of the world seem to seek me out. I’ve long believed that there is a secret organization called the National Coalition of the Weird and Strange, and that one of the criteria for membership is that you have to come and mess with my mind […]

Jan 242014
 

I get a lot of e-mail. Not counting the forwarded jokes, cartoons and conspiracy theories, missives from hot horny college girls who want my portly posterior, and that nice man in Africa who wants to share his $20 million dollars with me, I get at between 30 and 50 e-mails on an average day. Sometimes […]