Dec 202010
 

Okay, just what the heck is going on here? I came to warm, sunny Florida so I could sit on a beach and leer at all of the pretty girls in their skimpy bikinis, just like they show on all of the travel posters. And what happens? I get here and it’s so darned cold that the only creatures on the beach are penguins, and the girls are at home wearing sweat suits, bundled up in down comforters, huddled around space heaters! Where are those bikinis I came here to see? I was promised bikinis! Heads will roll!

As I wrote in yesterday’s blog, we scrubbed our plans to go to the Keys, and instead drove from Fort Lauderdale to the Peace River NACO preserve at Wauchula. We left Paradise Island about 8:30 a.m., stopped for fuel and to hook up the Explorer to our tow bar, and were on the highway before 9.

We retraced our route back up US Highway 27 through the Everglades to South Bay, around Lake Okeechobee, and through Clewiston, Moore Haven, and Lake Placid. Just before Sebring, we turned west on State Route 66 and followed it 25 miles to Zolfo Springs. From there it was only a mile or two north on US Highway 17 to the campground.

Most of the way we ran in a light mist that occasionally became rain, and under a heavy overcast. It’s harvest season in Florida, and we passed trailers being loaded with oranges all along the way.

Oranges trailer

In  Moore Haven, the police were escorting a long convoy of trucks and tractors pulling sugar cane trailers in the right lane.

Convoy

US 27 is a well maintained divided four lane highway most of the way. When we left it, State Route 66 was a two lane road, but in good condition. You can see in these pictures what a gray, ugly day it was.

Gray driving day

Gray driving day 2

We got lucky and the rain stopped a few minutes before we arrived at the campground, so I didn’t have to park and get hooked up in the rain. The campground has 200 full hookup 30/50 amp electric RV sites, and another 200 30 amp water and sewer only sites. We had been told that this time of year, the full hookup sites go fast, and to expect to have to settle for one of the water and electric sites. But we got lucky again, when we arrived they still had several full hookup sites available to choose from.

The campground has both open sites, and sites in the beautiful live oak trees that we see all over the south. All sites are back-ins, on grass. We chose an open site to be sure we could get a good signal on our rooftop TV dish.   

Peave River TTN RV

Peave River TTN RVs

Under our Thousand Trails membership, we are entitled to 50 nights camping a year for our dues, and any nights over that are $5/night. This is the first year that we have gone over 50 nights, but we’re more than happy to pay $5 a night for a full hookup campsite in Florida, even if it is cold and dreary!

The trip was 175 miles, and we arrived at the campground at 1 p.m. Once we were settled in and hooked up, we ran into town for an early dinner, then stopped at Sweetbay grocery store so Miss Terry  could pick up some things.

While Terry was in the store, I talked to Greg White on the phone. Before he ran away from home to become an RV gypsy, Greg ran an IT computer company, and when he’s back home in Houston, Texas, where he and Jan are now, he keeps busy solving problems for his former customers. Greg and I were talking about all of the ways people can get into trouble online, and we decided that he should do a seminar on the Do’s & Don’ts of Computer Security at our Arizona Gypsy Gathering rally in Yuma, in March. I’m going to arrange the schedule so I can sit in on that one!

Looking at the 10 day weather forecast, it looks like we may have a couple of decent days this week, with temperatures in the 70s, and then another cold front will drop it back into the 60s. I think the only way I’m going to see bikinis this winter is if I buy a calendar!

Thought For The Day – A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

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Nick Russell

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  9 Responses to “I Was Promised Bikinis!”

  1. Be sure to take a day trip to Lake Placid. Go to the visitor center and get the info on the murals. Great ones all over town and they are sorta puzzles. Look for things in them and some even have audio. Another great find is the Solomen’s Castle. That would make a great article for the GJ.

  2. Second vote for Solomans castle

  3. OK Nick, I’ll send YOU a BIKINI, what size do YOU WEAR?

    Butch and Fonda

  4. You mean your are going to give Greg a day off? It will be a great seminar. Mike wants to know if Butch and Fonda sends the Bikini will you please do a show in it.

  5. Elaine,

    Nick doing a show in it, now that conjures up a scary image! I guess he could always make it a “Pay Per View” event. You wonder how that might change the bottom line-I mean of his Rally!

    Butch

  6. Now do you see what you’ve started Butch? Everybody will have to go out and buy wide screen TVs to get the Pay Per View show!

  7. Howdy Nick,

    HEY!HEY!HEY! AS BILL COSBY SEZ!!!!!!! OF COURSE YOUR NAME AIN’T ALBERT, BUT THE REST FITZ….. I’M REALLY AGONNA TRY TO GET TO YUMA NOW!!! JUST MAKE SURE YOU BUY ONE OF THOSE BUCKAROO DUSTERS TO WEAR OVER IT!!!!!!!!! OR A CONESTOGA WAGON SHEET!!! OR BORROW ONE OF MAC McCOY’S SHIRTS!!!!

    WE ARE WISHING YOU AND MISS VICKI A VERY MERRY CHRISTmas &A HAPPYNEWYEAR

    Joyce & butterbean

    ps: THERE YOU GO SNIVELING ABOUT THE WEATHER IN FLORIDA…

  8. Hey, Maybe we’re onto another “Economic Stimulus Plan” here.

    Imagine, all of those (strange) people buying WIDE screen TVs for a Pay Per(vert) View show of Nick in a BIKINI! Who woulda ever thunk up something like that.

    BTW, Miss VICKI???

    Butch

  9. Now I’ll be envisioning Bikini Nick instead of the Sugar Plum Fairy throughout the holidays. Kinda like humming a bad tune that is stuck in your head all day and night.
    Maybe the Yuma Cactus Queen Contest will have a bathing suit (bikini) requirement.

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